Our candy-crackin’ Baby Bottle Pops research team has recently uncovered several historical occasions that were made hilarious by Baby Bottle Pops!
In 1971 a candy-craving astronaut tried to eat a Baby Bottle Pop through his space visor! But, all he succeeded in doing was smudging up the visor so badly that another astronaut had to come over and hold his hand all the way back to the lander.
In Ancient Egypt, a pharaoh once traded an entire pyramid for a Baby Bottle Pop! Once he finished the candy, however, he took his pyramid back and threw the merchant into the Nile.
George “Baby Bottle Pop” Washington was known to enjoy several Baby Bottle Pops a day. He even considered naming America “Baby Bottle Pop Land” but it was voted down.