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Señor Sour’s Extreme Rules Slideshow

  • Here’s an easy solution for a Superstar whose opponent is kicking like an angry mule.

  • Duct tape really does have limitless uses! I like to make tote bags, but this works too!

  • This guy isn’t going ANYWHERE!

  • A win is even sweeter when you can rub it in your opponent’s defeated face.

  • It’s hard to come back from a kick to the cabeza. That’s why I NEVER stand behind a horse.

  • If some guy tells you to go fly a kite, tell them, “I am a kite.” Then take a flying leap and body slam that big-mouth!

  • Ah, the angry embrace of two Juiceadors trying to annihilate each other. It warms my heart.

  • Never make fun of a Juiceador’s Technicolor pants, or you’ll play the ultimate price.

  • Introduce your knee to your opponents face. It wont take them long to get to know each other.

  • The fight isn’t over ‘til the fat lady sings. Or is it ‘til the guy in stripes counts out loud? Either way this match isn’t over.